Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Holiday Traditions

The holidays arrive each year with the hustle and bustle of shopping, baking, travelling, cooking, and visiting. It's a common complaint, that there is just too much to be done. But once the preparations are over, the fun begins, and most of it can be found in special holiday traditions.

© Danielle Loranger
Newfoundland has many traditions, most originating in Ireland and England, brought over by settlers and kept alive over the years. One of Newfoundland's best known customs is mummering or janneying. Mummering consists of dressing up in whatever you happen to have lying around the house. The better you conceal your identity, the greater the fun. Groups go "out in the mummers" or "the fools", visiting family and friends for a drink and a "mug up", often bringing along musical instruments to entertain their hosts. It is a rule among the mummers that your identity cannot be revealed until your host guesses it correctly.


It's been years since I've been out in the mummers. I miss the fun of throwing together a disguise, laughing our way from house to house, guitars and bodhrans and uglysticks in tow.


Another house visiting tradition is the visitation of the wren. The Wren was traditionally done on Boxing Day. Visitors would take a small effigy of a bird and recite this poem:

The wren, the wren, the king of all birds. 
St. Stephen’s Day he was caught in the furze.
Although he was little, his honour was great.
Rise up kind lady and give us a treat.
Up with the kettle, and down with the pan.
Give us a penny to bury the wren.
A pocketful of money, a cellar full of cheer.
And we wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
The visitor would then be offered food or money for the performance.

The tradition of the wren was beginning to die out in our part of the province, so it was nice to see it revived again this year. A local woman and a group of young helpers visited and performed The Wren, then offered each house they visited a small bird ornament. It was a wonderful boxing day treat.

Of course, every family has their own holiday traditions, from special meals to family activities centered around the holiday. Even when you think you don't have them, they're lurking about. Our Christmas Eve tradition began several years ago when a power outage ruined our plans for the evening dinner. We passed the time at Bowring Park where the trees glistened with multi-coloured lights. We walked around the park, fed the ducks, and had some good quality family time. Then we went to Pizza Hut and had a very nontraditional Christmas Eve meal. And that started a tradition that lasts to this day.

Here's hoping you enjoy your holidays, and that whatever traditions you hold dear make the coming year extra special.

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Merry Christmas


Wishing all of you the very happiest of holidays
 and all the best in 2011.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Angel Zapata's 5x5 - A New E-zine

Want a challenge? The inimitable Angel Zapata has created a new e-zine for "Stories Told Loud n Clear." This quarterly e-zine will feature stories that are five sentences long, five words each, for a total of 25 words per story. You can also include a bio - in five words. Check out all the details here. Make sure you read the guidelines carefully, and pay particular attention to the penalty for plagiarism.

For anyone not familiar with Angel, you can find links to much of his work over at his blog A Rage of Angel. He has also just released his book The Man of Shadows through Panic Press.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Hark


It promised to be a long night. The program listed twelve acts – one for each day of Christmas. Parents shifted uncomfortably on hard chairs while rows of nervous children muddled through Jingle Bell Rock and We Wish You a Merry Christmas. I was just there to take notes and a few photos for the small local daily. The junior high school holiday concert was just the kind of feel-good page filler that people liked this time of year.

All the performing groups had cutesy names like The Bronco Beats; most were made up of tween girls shuffling through tunes like Run Rudolph Run, counting the time with quivering lips. A couple of solo acts broke up the program, sharp voiced youngsters straining to reach both high and low notes. You could tell which parents had a performer on stage; they sat up straight and clapped enthusiastically, then slipped back into their seats at the end of the number, eyes as dull as the grey gymnasium walls.

My attention wandered as the Bronco Beginning Band sounded their first clumsy notes. There was no way of knowing the song they were attempting to play. They were all so focused and serious while creating their discordant music. It was both comical and tragic.

The windows high above the gymnasium floor were dark. Snow had gathered in the corners of the glass, as if painted there to match the paper snowflakes hanging from the rafters. There wasn’t much else in the way of decoration, but I was beginning to think that the whole holiday concert was a last minute project, thrown together to please the parents and justify a music budget. I sincerely hoped that the School Board was more impressed than the audience.

The band finally ended with a cymbal crash and an errant blast from a flatulent flute. I sighed heavily and checked the program again. Two more performances before I could call it a night and start putting the event on paper. I’d need lots of tinsel and twinkle lights to dress up this article. And maybe a stiff drink.

A choir filed onto the stage. Silent and stony faced, they took their places. They looked slightly older than the other performers, but still young, perhaps about fifteen or sixteen. The dove grey robes they wore looked far too expensive for the school’s meager budget. I suddenly realized that, for the first time that night, I was sitting completely at attention, waiting. I wasn’t the only one. Every person in the room was sitting upright, eyes on the stage. I also noticed that the room was perfectly quiet; no chairs scraping the floor, no cell phones ringing, not even a murmur or whisper from the audience.

The choir stood perfectly still, holding the silence until it hummed like a violin string pulled taut. The choir director stepped out front and held his hands high. He brought them down with a flourish and the choir began Carol of the Bells.

They sang like angels.

Twenty voices – pure, golden voices – filled that room to the very corners. Every eye was upon them. Part way through the song a strange groaning sound pulled my attention from the stage. Snowflakes flew, pressing against the glass to see for themselves the stone faced teens with the heavenly voices until the windows were completely white. Outside, the wind howled, circling and rising. Inside, the song reached its crescendo, creating an energy to compete with the wailing wind.

The gymnasium lights flickered, and though one or two people let their eyes stray upward, most sat rapt, staring straight ahead at the choir.

Before the carol could ease off into its quiet ending, the director swooped an arm outward and the choir ran seamlessly into O Holy Night. There was no gentle interlude to bridge the songs, just the tremendous power of those voices. It was both marvelous and terrifying.

Fall, fall on your knees. Fall on your knees.

The voices rose and seemed to multiply. The wind outside responded, rattling the windows above. Again the lights flickered, more insistently this time. Panicked. There was a gasp, or perhaps a sob, from somewhere behind me.

Oh hear the angel voices.

The lights went out. The choir stopped, not in dribs and drabs, a few stopping, then a few more, slowing dying off. It was instantaneous. They just stopped. There was a loud whooshing sound, and a flapping, like someone had opened the door and the wind swept in, finally able to join in the song. It was pitch black, and I sensed rather than saw the movement around me. There was one nervous scream, and then complete silence.

I started to slowly pick my way toward the door. It was difficult in the darkness, trapped within a maze of people and chairs. I wondered why the emergency generator hadn’t kicked in. I was aware of the nervous energy around me, of people afraid to move, afraid to speak.

Then, as suddenly as they went out, the lights came back on. I looked around, surprised at how little distance I’d covered. The choir was gone from the stage. Somehow, they had found their way in the darkness.

The people around me were blinking, blinded by the sudden light. Nervous laughter rippled through the room. A paper snowflake fell from the rafters and fluttered to the floor. Then another. The woman beside me looked up, and then the screams started.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Surprise Packages

I'm a lucky, lucky person.

Over the past few weeks I have received several packages in the mail from some wonderful people. Getting real, actual mail is always exciting, but when a pacakge arrives I get almost giddy.

My first surprise package was from the lovely Linda Wastila. I took part in her uplifting 30 Days of Gratitude contest, and she picked one of my comments as the most heartfelt. I knew from the rules that the prize would include two books from Linda's bookshelf, but she also threw in a little trinket box (that now houses a small collection of sea glass) and a little jar of peach jam that she made herself.



Soon afterward I received a package from Stacey at Word of Mouse Book Reviews. I left a comment on her blog, and for those few moments of my time (which was no trouble as visiting her site is always a treat) I received three young adult books. I usually dread the long, dreary winters, but with this growing book collection I think I'm actually looking forward to spending lots of time indoors.



The last package was quite a surprise. One of my favourite ladies, Cathy Webster, had a writing contest on her blog. The idea was to finish a story she had started called Leave it to Beavers. I thought it was such a cute idea, and I began penning my ending within a day or two. Unfortunately, I forget to send it. I dashed off a quick note to Cathy, apologising and saying how much I enjoyed writing it anyway, and she told me to send it along, she'd like to read it. So I did, and not only did she post it to her blog, she sent me a prize. Really, do they get any better than this woman? The package was full of fun, Ontario goodness: a moose ornament, a cottage magazine, a cookbook, coffee, a beaver note pad, and a shirt that made the twelve-year-old in me giggle uncontrollably.



So yes, I'm a very lucky person. I have been so fortunate to meet such amazing people, people who can cheer you up with a kind word, give helpful advice and feedback, and are endlessly entertaining. They are even better than surprise packages in the mail.

Thursday, December 09, 2010

I'm still here

The rumour going around is that I have been eaten by goblins. That is an untruth. Besides, it's elf season, not goblin season. I think you'd be hard pressed to find a goblin this time of year. They don't like the sound of bells.

I was actually kidnapped by home renovations. Window replacement meant priming and painting, then we moved furniture and put out the Christmas decorations. This put me way behind in my shopping and baking so I had to catch up there. Then there were Christmas parties and concerts to attend.

But guess what I'm doing this morning. Sitting! Honest to goodness sitting. On a chair. Not that half-sit you do on the edge of the couch when you're in a rush. And, I'm drinking coffee that's still hot. The dog is asleep and not trying to steal ornaments from the tree. All is right with the world.

Last night's kindergarten concert was just the thing to put me in the spirit. There's nothing better to do that job than a group of five year olds belting out Christmas tunes. There's always one who sings way off key, louder than everyone. There's the boy who keeps tapping the kid next to him on the head with his jingle bells. There's the little girl with her dress around her ears, and the embarrassed mom, clearly visible in the audience, trying to get her to put it down. My own little performer spent half the time blowing kisses to us and pushing her Santa hat out of her eyes.

All this running around has my muse working overtime. I guess that means I should start pulling my weight and write this stuff down. Muses don't work for free. They expect to see results, and mine is very touchy about this. "Not going to use it?" He says. "Fine, I'll just take it back." And poof! It's gone.

So now that you know I haven't been eaten by goblins, and that I am making a solid promise to drop by and see all my friends, I am off to grab my pen and get to work. Wish me luck, or at least an hour of peace and quiet.

Monday, December 06, 2010

The Park in Mid-Winter

I stood shivering under a sky the colour of frosted glass. The cruel December wind laughed at me from between the trees, and swooped down to bite at my face. I tugged my scarf up over my nose in defense.

A lone runner sprinted past, his breath billowed out in short bursts, his cheeks red and chapped. He rounded a grove of trees and, once again, I was alone.

I closed my eyes against the wind, felt warm tears trickle over my cheeks, felt them harden there.

I waited for you.

Wednesday, December 01, 2010

Live and Learn

I had my first bad experience with a publisher last week. While it was very disappointing and frustrating, I have learned a valuable lesson.

Long story short, I submitted a story to an anthology that was recommended to me and that I thought was a good fit. I was very proud of this story, and spent a long time getting it just right. Months, in fact, from the time I first got the idea. When the book was released, I was quite distraught to find that my story had several huge errors. One of my characters somehow had his name changed to the name of another character. This happened at three random points, completely confusing the story.

At first I thought the error was mine, and I was so angry with myself for not seeing such a huge mistake. On my husband's advice, I checked my original document. All names were correct in my copy. My frustration shifted a little, but I have to accept a great percentage of the blame because I ignored several red flags during this process:

* The contract stated that the publisher had the right to make changes without the author's permission.

This one was actually a big concern for me. I'm always open to suggestions on how to improve my work, but I didn't like the idea of someone changing it without my approval. I thought about it for a long time and decided that a good editor would not make huge changes to a story they had accepted. Any changes would probably be minor copy editing changes. Mistake #1.

* I was asked to return the contract a full three weeks before the date I was originally given.

I was taking my time to think about red flag #1, thinking I had another three weeks to consider everything. I was quite surprised to get an email saying that the publisher had not yet received my contract and could I send it ASAP.

* The galley proof was sent as a link five days prior to the deadline.

I was away when the email with the link was sent out, and by the time I got back the proof had been removed and the book was gone to the printer. I didn't have a chance to give my story a final read, or to see how it would look in print. I wasn't overly worried at the time. I re-read the copy I had submitted and it looked fine. I figured any errors would be minor. Still, I thought this was very quick and didn't allow much time for corrections.

When I read the final product I was so angry with myself for not listening to those little alarm bells. Although it was too late to fix things, I contacted the publisher to ask why my character names had been changed. I explained that I had missed the five day window for previewing the story and so I was unable to correct the mistake at that time. I also noted that I understood the contract allowed them to make changes, but I was upset that someone would haphazardly change character names without author approval and think it was a good idea.

I received a reply stating that the galley proof was sent out for this reason and that I had two weeks to look it over and reply with any changes. I responded that the email with the proof was sent five days prior to the deadline date, and had they printed my story as written, there would not have been an issue. I again asked why the names were changed. I have not yet received a reply.

I work hard for my reputation as a writer, and I’m very careful to always put my best out there. If I make a mistake, I learn from it.

I was very proud of this story, and it is very frustrating and disappointing to have this happen. I don’t expect perfection, not from anyone, but I do expect some level of care. This publisher does not have to worry about working with me again, but I do hope they take something away from this experience, just as I have.

And so the moral of this story is to stand up for your work. Ask questions, don’t make assumptions, watch for those red flags. Own your story.