Tuesday, June 28, 2011

When in Doubt, Know Your Way Out

I knew there was a good reason for this lull of mine. There was that feeling, that eerie disquiet that precedes something big. I thought it was a storm on the way, or maybe I was coming down with something.

Turns out it's a zombie apocalypse.

A road sign just outside St. John's warned drivers, not of construction or traffic delays, but of an imminent zombie invasion. According to CBC news, the sign reminded drivers of rule #2: double tap, and told them to expect apocalyptic doom.

No wonder I haven't been in the mood to write.

If you don't hear from me for a while it's because I'm doing some cardio and practicing my swing. Or the zombies have arrived, in which case I'm busy just trying to stay alive.

On the bright side, a zombie invasion is grist for the mill. Expect apocalyptic doom.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

The Doldrums

I'm so out of things to talk about, I can't even figure out how to start this post. I guess it's not even that I have nothing to say, but that I have no interest in saying it. I'm feeling very...meh. Let's blame the weather, which has been decidedly un-summer-like. Rain, drizzle and fog every single day for the past, oh, two months. And cold. Let's not forget the cold.

You would think that being from Newfoundland I'd be used to this weather, but it does get one down after a while. In the doldrums. That's where I am.

I do have a yaffle of new story ideas that I can't wait to work on. There really hasn't been much time to write, between home renovations and year-end madness. When I do get time I end up just staring at my notes, trying to figure out how to get them together into something that sounds like a story.

The doldrums.

The weather has not put a damper on the spirits of our neighbour. On the street behind us, a few houses down, the neighbours have a weekly party. Every Friday night they have a fire, drink lots of booze (I can assume from the increasing volume of the voices) and play music. Loud music. With a lot of bass. I can feel it throughout my house. Doomph, doomph, doomph.

Every Friday.

I have no life. On Friday night I am wiped. I just want to curl up in bed with my Kindle. I don't want to listen to doomph, doomph doomph. They must not know the things I do to bad neighbours. I have a blank page and a rubber mallet all ready for them.

All I need to do is to find my way out of the doldrums. Anyone have a map?

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Things My Dad Taught Me

  1. How to bait a trout hook, catch a fly ball, shoot a lay-up 
  2. Puns are the highest form of humour
  3. You have to walk across a lot of bog to get to the best fishing spots
  4. Tuning out the noise around you is both an art and a science
  5. A good sense of humour can get you through just about anything
  6. No matter how busy you are, there's always time to "rest your eyes"
  Love you, Dad.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Words of Wisdom

My husband has one piece of advice that stands out above all the rest. It's a bit of wisdom that came to light when our youngest was toddling around on unsteady two-year-old legs. It has been repeated on countless occasions and it never varies.

If you fall down, keep your head up.

Every parent knows the feeling. Your little one is walking beside you, small enough to trip in pebbles and sidewalk cracks. Excitement gets the best of her and she starts to run, little legs going faster than she can control. You know a tumble to the ground is inevitable. It was an occasion just like this that prompted the first usage of the phrase.

If you fall down, keep your head up.

If you ask any of our kids what Dad's one piece of advice is, they will repeat this line verbatim. Our son heard it before his soccer games, our daughter when she was learning to ride her first bike. Our littlest one, monkey that she is, still hears it on a daily basis. Even the older two will call to her when she stumbles - Keep your head up!

A few years ago our oldest daughter was auditioning for a part in the show choir. She nailed the singing, but the dancing was another story. Coordination is not one of her strengths, and she was concerned about dancing in front of so many people. She was convinced she would trip and fall in the middle of the complicated choreography, and ruin her chances of passing the audition.

"What will you do if that does happen?" I asked.

She shrugged. "Keep my head up."

That was when I realized that the fatherly advice given hurriedly when the kids tripped or stumbled was something that applied to their whole lives. We all make mistakes, do things that, in retrospect, should have been given greater consideration. We have to learn from these things and move on, ask for forgiveness and forgive ourselves. Sometimes life will throw us things that are difficult to handle. We stumble, and sometimes fall. It's a part of growing, of living. The key is knowing how to handle yourself with grace when the worst happens.

If you fall down, keep your head up.

Friday, June 10, 2011

Duckish (Part 2)

This is the second part of my story Duckish. You can read Part 1 here.


Before she could grab the rock, a hand clamped around her wrist and hoisted her over the edge.

Maggie’s knees trembled. She’d only been suspended for a short time, but the solid earth felt foreign beneath her feet. She was damp through from the fog and salt spray, and the cold was seeping its way into her bones. She lowered herself onto a rock and let her tears flow.
Then there was a blanket around her shoulders, and a strong arm keeping it there. A voice saying it was okay. Maggie focused in on the face, a face that was unfamiliar, but so full of warmth and concern that she didn’t care who this miraculous stranger was. It didn’t matter. He was there. So was she.

“Can you walk?”
Maggie nodded.
The stranger took her hand and helped her to her feet. “Come with me,” he said, and led her toward the woods.
Maggie studied her rescuer as they walked. His hair was dark and disheveled. His eyes were blue, startlingly so. He looked to be in his mid-twenties, but she was never a good judge of age. She had never seen him before, she was certain of that. How odd, in a small place like Gallows Cove, where everyone knew everyone. He couldn’t be a tourist. It was the wrong time of year, and a stranger to the cove wouldn’t know his way around Major’s woods.
“How did you find me?” Maggie’s voice seemed too loud in the silent woods.

“I heard you scream.”

She thought about this. “I didn’t realize I had.”
“You did.” The stranger looked at her. “Loudly. I just happened to be walking nearby and heard you. You’re lucky.”
Maggie was about to ask him why he was walking around the woods with a blanket when she saw the house.  
It was weathered and grey, the clapboard exterior spotted with moss. It hunched in the corner of a clearing, as if trying to blend in. Or hide.
The stranger led her up the steps and into a dark kitchen. There was no electricity, but her host lit some oil lamps, and started a fire in the woodstove. The house was small, an old fashioned saltbox, but in the light she could tell it was well cared for. Cozy even. She pulled the blanket closer around her and settled into a chair at the kitchen table.
“You live here?”
The stranger put a kettle on the stove and paused to consider her question. “This is my house. Yes.”
“How long have you been here?”
Again he thought for a long time before answering. He gathered cups, tea, and sugar, and placed them on the table.
“My family has owned this house for as long as it has been here. The land for years before that.” He paused again. “We’ve been here a long time.”
Maggie closed her eyes. This place was so welcoming. She wasn’t sure if it was the warmth of the fire, or the coziness of the room, or the presence of her rescuer. She felt as though she could drift off to sleep, perfectly secure and content. She opened her eyes when he placed a cup of tea on the table in front of her.
“I don’t even know your name.”
“James. My name is James.”
“Thank you, James. For the tea. And for saving my life.” She lifted the cup and drank.
He lowered his head and smiled. “You’re quite welcome, Maggie.”
Outside, the fog rolled past the window. It was duckish now, and the shadows faded into the coming dark.
Maggie stood and placed the blanket on the chair. “I should go. My father will be worried.”
James followed her to the door. “I’ll walk with you. It’s not safe in the woods after dark.”
That was fine with Maggie. She’d had enough danger for one day, and she was suddenly very tired. The company would be good.
The walk back to town seemed to take a long time, much longer than usual. James stayed close by, his arm brushing hers as they walked in silence toward town.
There were no lights on when she finally reached home. James stood at the gate as she approached the house and opened the unlocked door.
“Da! I’m home. Are you here?” She walked into the porch and turned on the light. Her father’s boots and jacket were missing from the closet. “Da?” A quick look through the kitchen and den showed no lights or sound. She returned to the porch and looked out the window, through the branches of the plum tree that cast long shadows across the road. The gate was still open, and James was gone.
Maggie washed and dressed for bed. The events of the day were heavy on her mind, and she was tired. She climbed under the covers and lit her lamp. Her father still wasn’t home, and she wanted to wait up until he returned. She opened her book to read, but couldn’t focus on the story. Her thoughts wandered back to her fall from the cliff, the house in the woods, and James with the brilliant blue eyes.
A rough hand on her shoulder woke Maggie with a start. She jumped, and her book tumbled to the floor.
“Where were you, girl? You were gone the whole evening.”
Maggie rubbed the sleep from her eyes and focused on her father’s face. His cheeks were red from the cold, and he still wore his jacket and boots.
“You’re tracking dirt through the house.” She mumbled, and pushed herself up in the bed. “I was out wandering about. Where were you?”
“Playing cards with your Uncle Tim. Bloody cheater.” He kissed her on the forehead. “I’m glad you’re home safe.” He paused on his way to the door. “You didn’t go into the woods, did you.”
Maggie slid back down into the bed. “Of course not,” she lied, and closed her eyes.

Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Home Work

Home renovating is for the birds. There, I said it, and I won't take it back. I like to strap on my tool belt as much as the next person, but after two solid weeks of cutting, nailing, plastering, painting, and all that other fun stuff, I'm ready to quit. I've filled a bazillion nail holes, cut a hundred pieces of flooring, painted for days and nights on end. My fingers hurt, my eyes are glazed, my hair is doing this weird faux hawk thing. It's exhausting.

This work is long over due. Our house once had a basement apartment, but with a growing family, we needed to room. So a few years ago we opened up the space and started to make it our own. It took this long for us to get around to actually doing something with it, other than cutting a fraggle hole in the wall as a passageway.

Once we got started, I went to the nearby paint/wallpaper/decorating store for help in choosing a paint colour. I told the decorator on staff what I was doing and what I wanted. She showed me "Natural Linen" which is actually light yellow. No good. How about "Soft Cream"? Also yellow, so no. "Fluffy Meringue?" Again with the yellow. This lady just wasn't getting it. So I explained again what I was doing. When she found out I was painting the wainscoting darker than the top of the wall, she took a long step back and looked at me with that "you are crazy" look I get a lot. Oh well, thanks for nothing.

So I picked my own colours, and then went home and got to work. Flooring in the hallway was replaced, the walls were painted and the dreaded wainscoting was installed. We've now started on the guest room, which is partially painted. I think I might leave it as it is and call it a theme. The Unfinished Room has an air of mystery, don't you think?

These are some things I have learned this week:
  1. Nothing in our basement is standard size. It's all an inch or two smaller, or an inch or two bigger.
  2. My husband, who claims not to have a creative bone in his body, can get pretty darn creative with his language when he realizes that the door he bought does not fit the doorway.
  3. You should not shake a can of paint unless you are absolutely sure it is closed tight.
  4. Dropping a door on your foot hurts.
  5. Hammering your little finger hurts more.
  6. Despite the hard work and mishaps, seeing the results of your labour is worth it in the end (maybe this works best when you have a bad memory).